We humans try to impose our rules on the cat-gurus who share our homes, but felines answer to a higher law: the Principles of Catfuscianism.
You have been given fair warning of the Sixth Tenet of Catfusianism:
There are places of mystery and wonder in this world—places a cat is not allowed to tread. But if you visit these forbidden territories when no human is watching, it’s as if you were never there.
Keep that in mind before you leave any unsupervised chicken bits on the kitchen counter…